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A bizarre game I made in my 8th Topic book at Fairburn, which, if you inspect closely, is impossible to win. I'm pretty sure with forfeits such as "Eat an Austin Morris" and "Stand on one foot for five years," it's probably impossible to play at all. Though I could often be the kind of clever dick who might have get-out clauses like "It doesn't say stand on your own foot!" I'm not even sure what "Count 5 on Your Head" means. Standing on your head? Or do you need five heads to be able to count them? Ah, if only someone had actually played it with me...

 

It was definitely around this time that I habitually started to think of myself not just as a normal person, but as some kind of "loony" or "nutter". I may not have been mistaken. But the real breakthrough came here.

The Munch Bunch (Oct 1980)
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My Wellington Boots
A thrilling shoe adventure
July 2nd, 1980
Daft Vader
And other super jerks!
July 1980
The Munch Bunch
A list of food-based names
Oct 1980
THIS MUST STOP!
This Must Stop!
Sept 1980
Mighty White Corpuscle
Gerry Germ Attacks!
Nov/Dec 1980
Mighty White Corpuscle - one of the best ideas I've ever had, and one of the worst executed
Gary Le Strange relaxing in the Comedy Store
THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP! THIS MUST STOP!
A jolly tale about a pair of flying sentient wellies that blast into space and get into trouble with the space police for killing some astronauts - but everything's alright in the end when they're back at home, safely reading their army comics
Daft Vader - apparently he always bathes with his clothes on
A list of great names for food-inspired characters which I haven't blatantly stolen from a well-known book/animation/yogurt franchise