The fourth and (as far as I know) final outing for Richard Forsythe and his awful family, who we last saw being taught a lesson by naughty ghosts at Christmas. Yet another morality tale, but this one's way too ridiculous to be taken seriously. Thank God.


Still a few crap puns which totally ruin it straight away (high street/low street) but I can see here I'm becoming much more bold with my use of language and sentence structure. This reads and feels much more like the sort of thing I'd have written at home, without anyone breathing down my shoulder: "Wonderful, ace, fab, t'riffic, fantastic and generally quite good" sounds much more like me. Though I must confess, I completely stole the phrase "minky spaz monky bonker" from Ben Elton, who used it (I believe, as an insult) on a sketch show I loved at the time called Alfresco. Not that I was really trying to pass it off as my own joke or my own phrase - I just loved it to bits and couldn't stop trying to shove it into every conversation I ever had, for at least a week.


Is it funny? Who knows? But I was getting better at it, slowly, and trying my best to find my own voice. It'd be a while yet - twenty years or thereabouts - but I was trying nonetheless.

The Examination (Summer 1984 - age 12)
An unfinished novel
Back Up Top
The Wepherds (May 1984)
The Boy Who Chewed Too Much - Page 1
The Boy Who Chewed Too Much - Page 2
The Boy Who Chewed Too Much - Page 3
The Boy Who Chewed Too Much - Page 4
The Examination
Exams Squared
Summer 1984
Knob Head Magazine
A comic for adults only
A Mad Half Hour
Ranting in the Attic
The Wepherds
Soap Opera
May 1984
'It' was just the name of Chapter One - if I'd finished Chapter Two, this might have been called 'A Faceful of Dongers'
The Examination - written about an examination, during an examination
Gary Le Strange relaxing in the Comedy Store
Knob Head - no childish stuff here, folks! Just good, hard adult fun!
A picture I stuck to my bedroom door in an attempt to keep people out
Shane Wepherd smashes his own daughter's teeth out with a bar of soap